no, that would take to long.
To sum up:
broken water pipe underground
dead truck battery
2 kids referred for orthodonture
flat van tire, requiring 4 new tires to complete the fix
By my count that's 3 vehicle related incidents, 2 home related (which I am counting as 3 as it's the quick fix and then the real fix in the spring) and 2 kid related future expenses. So ... I guess the waiting continues.